Category: Wallbanger
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The Erotic Positions of Chewbacca & C-3PO and 2 additional chalks by Theodore Wallbanger
The first rule of Chalk Club is you don’t chalk about Chalk Club.
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The new logo for Teddy Wallbanger and Team and 4 additional chalks by Theodore Wallbanger
Abe Kadabra paid no attention to trivial matters because he ran on fire energy.
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The Incredible Throbbing Shamrock by Theodore Wallbanger
Addicts, beer-battered shoe/car/dental salesmen rampaged with Schleprocks, and a tickle fest of lumberjacks hyper-fixated with the teeny, tiniest wisp of sex which was brewed nightly at T.I.T.S.
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corneRED by Theodore Wallbanger
there had to be death for me to begin secrets were spilled for my life to start
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Paprika Salsa Rider by Theodore Wallbanger
Paprika Salsa Rider found himself torn between green or red alliances
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BEST OF THE GORKO 2025
The real gift of 2024 was the creative work submitted to this space by more than 100 contributors: humor, short fiction, CNF, poems, and more.
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2 fresh entries into the arts by Theodore Wallbanger
torched dreams yield to sun-cracked skin vessels accepting sloppy copper payouts
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scraps by Theodore Wallbanger
Smokes La Roque felt the blue marshmallows were the loftier of the two marshmallows.
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Benji in Glitter Gulch by Theodore Wallbanger
Click here to find out about Benji’s time in Glitter Gulch.
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MUNGO by Theodore Wallbanger
The best part of living in Machismo’s world was the exclusion of mundane chimmy chatter tethered into some relationship roman candle featurettes.
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seed by Theodore Wallbanger
My spirit factory shut down in grade school when I witnessed how diabolically evil humans could be to one another
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Frozen Fowl by Theodore Wallbanger
Sawbrina was recruited as his live-in salami stick wrangler when it was determined shoplifting would slay costs.
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peppery lobotomies by Theodore Wallbanger
We run through syrupy sheens of glazed happiness getting nowhere
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imagine by Theodore Wallbanger
Addictions impaled Johnny’s fragile worlds, systematically collapsing fabricated protection blankets hand-stitched by Aesop’s fables.
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my mother should be Pope by Theodore Wallbanger
Before I was rocketed into the cornfields of Shunnedland, the Church was the clubhouse for all gatherings of congregations filled with believers who met and repeated words with song.
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CHEEBACILLIN and JAMMY JUMPERS by Theodore Wallbanger
Ass Crack Inventions, Ltd. was the wonder fun smile factory Cheeba had magically engineered over a tumultuous nineteen years.
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TATAKI TOTS and 1 more by Theodore Wallbanger
Stefano Madagascar relented on his original claims which cited overwhelming accolades for a gutsy three-week production run of Tataki Tots with wasabi flakes for an offshore mock food trial
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SOUL SLAPS and SPIDER CAUGHT A FLY by Theodore Wallbanger
Suspicion arose when convoys appeared in lieu of the traditional dump truck parades of admonishment soul slap cluster bomb bitches.
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whips chains smile trains and 1 more by Theodore Wallbanger
Prackelberry secured distribution routes prior to production of the trademarked Pickleberry Jinglin Fairy Bar.
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Rodentia Bombers and 1 more by Theodore Wallbanger
BANGERS was car hop bedlam strapping slippery vixens to Rollerblades to assist with running flash food service to horny riders craving skewered beef poles.
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proselyting by Theodore Wallbanger
When I penned my religious toxicity in a font story entitled ‘firestarter’.
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Bukowski Redux and 1 more by Theodore Wallbanger
Salacious tambourines sucked hands bending hypnotic soundtracks for this grand prophecy
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Fractured Genuflection by Theodore Wallbanger
Internally besieged with biatchism at 49, Kelley embraced the faint clog dancing rattle inside her skin suit.
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too many words by Theodore Wallbanger
‘I get confused when you use too many words,’ listed from an unblasted food quadrant of Bet’s mouth
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wondering by Theodore Wallbanger
While dandruff riddled skin suits struggle up her manicured driveway
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BEST OF THE GORKO 2024
The real gift of 2024 was the creative work submitted to this space by more than 75 contributors: humor, short fiction, CNF, poems, and more.
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diver down by Theodore Wallbanger
Four years of tedious investigations uncovered a feud between two spicy dwarves that worked at the Perris jump location
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bottled rocket by Theodore Wallbanger
Reality vision quests snap into caustic frames like an out-of-focus 16mm student film
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fruit salad by Theodore Wallbanger
I felt I had just pierced a salacious love triangle between aggressive pineapple bits
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Stank You and 1 more by Theodore Wallbanger
In years prior, the flatulent were discretionary in the launch of their air plop darts.
