Hey guys have you seen what Brother Ethernan did to his stupid little pate, the insufferable twat? He is now sporting a CELTIC TONSURE, for the love of sweet Jesus.
It is NOT taking His name in vain if it is a prayer. That was a prayer, for the sake of Almighty Christ. Where the fuck does Brother Ethernan get off? Does he think he looks like a God. Damn. Rock star? Is this about his recent trip to Ireland? He even came back talking with a bit of a brogue, and it has been nothing but potatoes this potatoes diddly that.
Rock star Ethernan. Tis vanity, I tell you.
GORKO RETREAD: This is the second installment of the Brother Ethernan saga, originally published 19 July 2023.
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