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2.5.2026 6:24 AM

chalk daze injury #38 by Theodore Wallbanger

chalk daze injury #38

metal helmet men enhance
sewer lines outside
as toxic gack
spews air crime lines for
aromatic snort attacks

neighborhood fur beast trotters
head nod or smile
on crooked sidewalks
as chalk glee paper snaps in place for wonderment

chalk daze trigger squeeze
exotic serenades for a
life vessel fire thrusting down
caffeine rodeos without nicotine

gobs of dark chocolate
silence screaming callouses
while sweaty creases gather
around my sidelined right thumb

with a grove of orange pumice soap
I beat the shit out of agitated epidermis
erasing oiled memories from hours ago

another cartoon face bandage
kisses exposed skin layers
insisting on a timely bulk buy of
zippity bing bang smile blankets for
future bloodied chalk frolic fingers

ABOUT THE ARTIST

Berthed from mischievous leprechauns near technicolor shadow lands surrounding Honah Lee, Theodore Wallbanger rides mysterious sparkle railcars bursting with crunchy cotton candy clouds dispatched from slippery erotic massage vixens who rage pillow laugh hourly within a splintered transportation module that screams along butterscotch wonder tracks forming vibrations for audiences across Sugar Hill Mountain.