Do you love sandwiches but hate taking the time between bites to actually chew them? Does the hard crust of the home-baked sourdough sometimes cut into your gums, causing pain that lasts for more than several seconds? Are you constantly on the run between work and home and the pesky mistress, forced to suck nutrients from thermoses and sports straws? Are you a lazy motherf*ther? Well fear no longer, short on time friend, Gorko Official Chef Rambo Bolillo is about to streamline the sandwich experience for a world that needs it, ready or not.
Presenting: Soups That Taste Like Sandwiches With All The FixinGs + WEDGE FRIES
[Only on Gorko PAY-PER-GORK. Follow link for more info.]
Gorko Retread: originally published 1 April 2022. This was our first acknowledgement that Rambo was living in our basement.
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