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‘NOT TIME FOR PANIC YET’ BUT SUPERMOON IS DEFINITELY GETTING BIGGER EVERY TIME
‘Hold your horses, dude,’ the published astronomer replied, ‘it is not time for panic yet.’
MISTER BANANA WOULD ONLY LET ONE MAN THROW HIM LIKE AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL
Oh when the Saints! Oh when the Saints go marching home!
‘how we know we’re dead’ and 2 more by Allen Seward
the cats
have been fed
OMG SOMEONE STUFFED ME INTO THIS CAR LIKE I WAS A BARBIE
But if I were Barbie could I do THIS?
MISTER BANANA FACES A DIFFICULT DECISION REGARDING GOOD BOY
Doctor says he can’t on good conscience euthanize my dog.
‘ROAD WARRIORS’ and 2 more by Mather Schneider
Theresa gets tired of me trying to kiss her / so she throws my bicycle / into her El Camino
END OF SUMMER FUN! PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES AND OTHER MAD CAPTIONS
Here are our favorite captions for a selection of the participating images.
‘The big city devoured my heart’: Words and art by Irina Tall
I looked around in a strange way and my neck hung down the blue-red tiger bed, I looked up and slipped.
‘The Slutz of Urik Petrushkevych’ by Raddy
Excerpt from the forthcoming compendium The Penult by Colin Gee
‘In the Early Twentieth Century’ and 3 more by Peter J. Dellolio
An all black outfit always makes a dramatic statement. / The waves are very rough along the New Jersey shore.
MISTER BANANA GOT DISTRACTED AND LOST TO A TEAM FROM ATLANTA
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Falcons!