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LIKE HOPSCOTCH FOR ADULTS: MY NEW ‘POLKAKRAUT FOR BEGINNERS’ CLASS IS ONLY COSTING ME 35 BUCKS A SESSION PLUS BYO CABBAGE
Its Peoria incarnation involves live polka music, talented choreography instructors, and of course extremely sharp knives.
FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘AMERICAN CHEESE GIRL’ by Dia VanGunten
America, with her plastic-wrapped decades, is roaring, discoing, free-loving and punking.
‘Unfairness’ by Bruce Reisner
we bought it together
at a pawn shop on East Ohio Street
a bowery
where people don’t know much about violins
WHY SWITZERLAND IS THERE
The Gorko has been receiving a surprisingly large number of emails over the past several months demanding to know what Switzerland is, and why it is located in the middle of Europe. Below are our […]
ACCEPTING THOSE COOKIES BY BOB GIELOW
You accepted the cookies, didn’t you? Ha! That means you didn’t click on the ‘learn more’ box and read these details.
CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED VOLE
I kind of like it, this crazy little vole. It even knows how to rock and roll.
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAMED WHEN GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO CUT OFF HIS LEFT INDEX FINGER DURING LAST NIGHT’S LIVE SHOW
‘Murdock! I’m coming to get you! I’m your worst nightmare!’
HISTORY OF L’ETAT LAITIER -or- However You Say ‘Dairy State’ in French by Bruce Gee
As a kid, oleomargarine was more illegal in Wisconsin than weed, which had not yet been noticed by the legislature.
‘Some People’ by Laura Stamps
Her harness buckled over a Christmas sweater. Yorkie-size. Nice and warm.
GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO REVEALS THE 3 SMOKIEST DISHES THAT EVER GOT HIM FIRED
‘I was run out of RMP in Dodge City after attempting to add a bit of smoke to Janelle Monáe’s breakfast cereal,’ confessed the beleaguered bigleague cook.