Naughty Chalks by Theodore Wallbanger

Heimlich

Heimlich, named for the maneuver, had to refuse his first tattoo design on June 1, 2006 because there was more design area when compared to body.


Preliminary focus group studies for the Danny Elfman Dead Man’s Party outdoor camping companion were not uplifting due to internal combustion snarfles.


ABOUT THE ARTIST

Berthed from mischievous leprechauns near technicolor shadow lands surrounding Honah Lee, Theodore Wallbanger rides mysterious sparkle railcars bursting with crunchy cotton candy clouds dispatched from slippery erotic massage vixens who rage pillow laugh hourly within a splintered transportation module that screams along butterscotch wonder tracks forming vibrations for audiences across Sugar Hill Mountain.

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