Christopher Robin, the other one
Christopher Robin, the other one, developed a supreme blow projectile which produced nocturnal emission light shows for the grass people of Ever Never Dream Land.
Ambrosia, the peacock
Ambrosia, the peacock, embraced acid rain showers because she felt they electrified her moist spirit glands.
ABOUT THE ARTIST
Berthed from mischievous leprechauns near technicolor shadow lands surrounding Honah Lee, Theodore Wallbanger rides mysterious sparkle railcars bursting with crunchy cotton candy clouds dispatched from slippery erotic massage vixens who rage pillow laugh hourly within a splintered transportation module that screams along butterscotch wonder tracks forming vibrations for audiences across Sugar Hill Mountain.
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