Do NOT miss this opportunity to have your portrait drawn by the one and only ‘Messaline’ who lives in Raddy’s basement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guaranteed to draw you looking like ‘Messaline’ herself, with gigantic hooters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rambo er ‘Messaline’ will draw you using any portrait style you like, as long as it’s ‘Messaline’!!!!!!!!!!!
This month only, get your portrait drawn by ‘Messaline’ at an extra special low discount buyer-only price on Thursdays with the attached coupon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VISIT ‘MESSALINE’ IN RADDY’S BASEMENT, GO AROUND THE BACK AND PULL ON THE STRING, MAKE SURE YOU REALLY YANK ON IT, IT IS ACTUALLY ATTACHED TO AN IMPROVISED DOORBELL, FOR YOUR PORTRAIT SITTING TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t forget to ask ‘Messaline’ for discounted prices on all Lemondrop Tinctures including the world famous ‘Messaline Love Drops’ with the code LEMONLOVES666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You may also like…
Cartoons by Dmitriy Kogan
THERE ARE MORE THAN 50 NEW FEARS REGISTERED EVERY SINGLE HOUR ON PHOBIAPEDIA. HERE ARE THE TOP 6 FEARS MOST LIKELY TO COME TRUE IN YOUR LIFETIME
Emily Dickinson Blues by J.R. Solonche
MITCH’S LET’S JUMP THE TOP GUN! TOP TEN MOVIES OF 2026 IN JULY
In Water by Jack B. Bedell
Scary by Jon Vilardi
Image: Poster of the film Messaline (1910) by Zecca and Andréani
Leave a Reply