Do NOT miss this opportunity to have your portrait drawn by the one and only ‘Messaline’ who lives in Raddy’s basement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guaranteed to draw you looking like ‘Messaline’ herself, with gigantic hooters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rambo er ‘Messaline’ will draw you using any portrait style you like, as long as it’s ‘Messaline’!!!!!!!!!!!
This month only, get your portrait drawn by ‘Messaline’ at an extra special low discount buyer-only price on Thursdays with the attached coupon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VISIT ‘MESSALINE’ IN RADDY’S BASEMENT, GO AROUND THE BACK AND PULL ON THE STRING, MAKE SURE YOU REALLY YANK ON IT, IT IS ACTUALLY ATTACHED TO AN IMPROVISED DOORBELL, FOR YOUR PORTRAIT SITTING TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t forget to ask ‘Messaline’ for discounted prices on all Lemondrop Tinctures including the world famous ‘Messaline Love Drops’ with the code LEMONLOVES666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Image: Poster of the film Messaline (1910) by Zecca and Andréani
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