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GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO ASKED US FOR YOUR NUMBER — AND GOT IT

Desperate for someone to try his manglini parmesan asparagus number 5, and informing us that we were not invited to the party, Gorko Chef Rambo Bolillo, dressed in his best turtleneck and sports jacket, got your number off our phone while we were in the bathroom.

555-123-1234

He is probably going to ring you in about 30 seconds. Just fyi.

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