The Gorko Gazette

Daily Humor

thegorkogazette

GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO ASKED US FOR YOUR NUMBER — AND GOT IT

Desperate for someone to try his manglini parmesan asparagus number 5, and informing us that we were not invited to the party, Gorko Chef Rambo Bolillo, dressed in his best turtleneck and sports jacket, got your number off our phone while we were in the bathroom.

555-123-1234

He is probably going to ring you in about 30 seconds. Just fyi.

YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…

Godspeed, Kenny Chesney by Torrey Kurtzner
Upon his Second Coming, he had successfully carved a new identity for …
I went to the state of limerence and all I got was this lousy shirt by Andrea Salvador
Cue the midnight banter where you ooze buckets of #coolgirl aura & …
PHOR!!! 10 GORKO-APPROVED APHORISMS FOR THE AGES
14. Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot is worth a thousand …
The People vs Ricky Bernstein’s Playboy by Patrick Carella
The judge adjusted his seat on the cardboard box filled with ancient …

Image: Chef Rk Profile.jpg

Leave a Reply

Discover more from The Gorko Gazette

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading