The Erotic Positions of Chewbacca & C-3PO and 2 additional chalks by Theodore Wallbanger

The Erotic Positions of Chewbacca & C-3PO

The Erotic Positions of Chewbacca & C-3PO was a pop-up book idea which forced a dime bag full of indie publishers into repetitive vomiting cycles.

Someone would pay a hairy price for the mere thought of such a heinous disaster🎈


Mister Salty

The best thing about Mister Salty parties were the sensory appetizers jettisoned across dingleberry air pockets offering the illusion of food without any need for dishes🎈


Chalk Club

The first rule of Chalk Club is you don’t chalk about Chalk Club. Teddy would pay a soul crushing price for his reckless abandonment of chalk rules and etiquette.🎈


ABOUT THE ARTIST

Berthed from mischievous leprechauns near technicolor shadow lands surrounding Honah Lee, Theodore Wallbanger rides mysterious sparkle railcars bursting with crunchy cotton candy clouds dispatched from slippery erotic massage vixens who rage pillow laugh hourly within a splintered transportation module that screams along butterscotch wonder tracks forming vibrations for audiences across Sugar Hill Mountain.

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