Doom Scrolling

By William M. McIntosh

Rick Dillon @RickyBoySplit · 29m

Where are all the REAL women at? Who appreciate REALNESS and RESPECT and CARE and a TRUE MAN. You bitches ain’t right. SMH

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Peter Sampson @PS52957 · 34m

Any1 else find it weird that the skies look extra streaky today? I don’t remember clouds like this when I was a kid. It’s like they WANT us to see. It’s the truth! Sad, sad, very sad. Pay attention, folks!

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Wine World Suppliers @WINEWORLD2 · 38m

Just in time for the holiday season, we have a SPECIAL OFFER just for YOU. Take an additional 20 PERCENT OFF the next TIME you purchase a case of TEN OR MORE BOTTLES from WINNE WORLD! Enter the discount code WINO20 at checkout!

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Jessica Furry ✔ @Jessfurrreal · 43m

N*U*D*E*S*A*T*L*I*N*K

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⇆ Rick Dillon reposted

Elron Husck ✔ @ElronHusckReal · 58m

Strange: the MSM, which is very dishonest, doesn’t seem concerned with taxing the rich unless it is intended to stifle my free speech and my genius and my life. I intend to do great things with or without their help, or respect, or the love and support of pop singers or internet personalities. My father wasn’t actually all that helpful to me.

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Barget @Bargetofficial · 1h

Shop our new fall collection of authentic seersucker suit jacket and pant combos today! Because if we’re seers, you’re suckers! Available at participating locations only, prohibited in Texas, Missouri, Maine, Oregon, Rhode Island, Michigan, both Dakotas, Ohio, and Puerto Rico.

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Tiffany Sheers @ItsTiffanyBitch · 1h

Just getting into these filters, I don’t know how to use them yet? But I’m tryin. Love is life and life is love so just know YOUR WORTH IT. As simple as THAT! God bless and enjoy this wonderful weather we’re having??

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⇆ Bobby Rigatolla reposted

Good deal. ↓↓↓

Wine World Suppliers @WINEWORLD2 · 2h

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John Sminter @JSminterMediaRelations · 2h

Hello all, I’ve recently made a professional change. I’m looking for an opportunity to work within an established social media team that’s seeking an experienced free agent to bring creativity, hard work and dedication to the group. Looking to move on this quickly! DM me!

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Carol Davenport @CarolDavenport6 · 2h

I don’t know how, but it worked! All you have to do is click anywhere in this post, click copy, paste it into your status bar, along with the last four digits of your social security number and your phone number, hit post and BAM! You can see all your old friends in your feed again! Hello old and new friends! I do not consent to have my photographs used by any media companies.

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Rick Dillon @RickyBoySplit · 2h

I think we might have all spoke too soon about @ItsTiffanyBitch, that girl is crazy!!!!1!

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The White House ✔ @WhiteHouseOffical1 · 3h

On behalf of the entire White House staff, POTUS, her cabinet, and all those who support a respectful and honest social media environment, we would like to take the opportunity to sincerely apologize for the inappropriate content that was reposted earlier today by the official White House page. It has come to our attention that a junior staffer involved in media outreach mistakenly reposted the content in question, and that staffer has been thoroughly flagellated and terminated from the team. We ask that the public give us the space, dignity…

…and trust to be able to learn from this teachable moment and continue to be better.

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⇆ The White House ✔ reposted

Jessica Furry ✔ @Jessfurrreal · 5h

N*U*D*E*S*A*T*L*I*N*K

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Local 16 News @Local16Team · 5h

Arizona eyeless child population rocked by allegations of exaggerating size of large hole in the ground. More as this story develops.

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Jessica Furry ✔ @Jessfurrreal · 5h

N*U*D*E*S*A*T*L*I*N*K

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Bob Franklin @bobfranklinpage ·6h

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ABOUT THE ARTIST

William M. McIntosh is a writer of drivel and collector of rejections. He loves literature, film and any other kind of art he can get his grubby little fingers on. His work has been published by Maudlin House, The /tƐmz/ Review, BarBar Magazine, Night Picnic Press, Roi Fainéant, Your Impossible Voice and others. He doesn’t tweet, but if he did it would be @moonliteciabata. You can find links to his work at www.wmmcintosh.com. He is based in Cincinnati.