3 lines in a haiku by Louis Packard

A HAIKU IS A POEM CONSISTING OF THREE LINES, WE COULD FIGHT ABT IT
BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN DEFEATED IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT AND DON’T
WANT TO HURT U:

u don’t even know what a haiku is
i dropped out of film school
i earned my masters in english


TODAY I WON SEVERAL AWARDS FOR LOOKING HOT WHILE FEELING
UNCOMFORTABLE AND SWEATY:

i am really good at
walking fast
it’s the only thing i’m good at


DECIDING TO OVERTURN A COIN FLIP AS A WAY OF TAKING CONTROL OF UR
LIFE AND NOT HAVING TO BE AROUND PPL U MAY VAGUELY KNOW FOR AN
EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME (WHEN WILL MAGGIE HIT ME BACK UP ABT
XANAX?):

felt like ‘an extremely successful businessman’
after replacing the punctured tube in my rear bike tire
later flipping a coin to see whether or not i would bike to a free colleen green show


ABOUT THE ARTIST

louis lives in chicago with his wife + cat

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