GORKO HUGS COLD POTATO BALL
- GORKO (ORIGINAL) HUGS
- CHILL
- POTATO
- (BASE)BALL
Gorkoglyph 1.1, discovered by anthropologist and techno DJ Arvur Arvur in the 2018 excavation at Peoria South High, is one of the clearest representations of Cold Potato, an early psychiatric therapy that made use of symbols to draw out and interact with complex, taphophobic emotions. The cold potato ball, for example, might represent the time Gorko EIG Raddy rejected your stupid poem, with its idiotic rhyming couplets, while the hugs are just a distractor.
Gorko retread: originally published with the intent of making people laugh and enjoy life on 7 July 2021. Did it work? Did anyone appreciate our effort? No. Yet today, more than five years later, we are doubling down and doing our best to give back in this world of sin and shame.
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