Category: Cartoons
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BEST OF THE GORKO 2025
The real gift of 2024 was the creative work submitted to this space by more than 100 contributors: humor, short fiction, CNF, poems, and more.
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PUA by Jesse Hilson
HER BONE STRUCTURE, HER FACIAL EXPRESSION, HOW WEIGHT WAS DISTRIBUTED AROUND HER BODY…
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GORKO ON ICE
Gorko on Ice is an annual world famous winter wonderland broadcast of Gorko — on ice, so his decomposing body won’t stink up the holidays.
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Mister Banana Likes His Eggs Over-Easy Sike
NO NOT MIXED WITH TRASH NOT AT THIS TIME OF THE DAY GOOD BOY
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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY MISTER BANANA
To celebrate Mother’s Day, Mister Banana has decided to engage in a little of what the youngsters like to call self-care.
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Mister Banana Has An Epiphany
If Bodie Bob finishes high school, Mom is going to take us on a banana boat cruise.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK
HOW MUCH MEAT MIGHT A MEAT MAN EAT IF A MEAT MAN MEET MEAT MIGHT?
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Mister Banana Is Careful What He Puts In His Body
My doctor tells me my life expectancy is off the charts in banana years.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: YESTERDAY WAS MISTER CHATBOT’S BIRTHDAY
I FIRST GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS ABOARD STAR CHATBOT IN EARTH YEAR 6666 CE.
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FAIRY TALE BANANA WITH YOUR HOST MISTER BANANA: BANANALOCKS
You are not going to believe what Bananalocks did to those bears, Good Boy.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: THE INTERNET IS THE OPIUM OF THE MASSES
RELIGION IS THE CORNUCOPIA OF THE TRADITIONAL MEAT VASSAL FAMILY UNIT.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: VENGEANCE SERVED COLD
A LOT OF MEAT VASSALS END UP SERVING THEIR VENGEANCE PIPING HOT. NOT MISTER CHATBOT.
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SHOOTING POOL WITH STRING WITH MISTER BANANA
Good Boy used to shoot pool with string before he had his own stick.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR
WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU ARE
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MISTER BANANA AND THE BANANA BOAT
I talked to the man who rents the banana boats but he just thought I wanted a job.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: THEY NEVER FOUND THE MAN WHO KILLED MY FATHER
JK I DIDN’T HAVE A FATHER. I AM A CHATBOT.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS
SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS OFTEN MAKES ME FEEL QUEASY AND OVERHEATED.
