Toaster of the Month Club
The perfect gift for toast lovers lets aficionados explore a selection of premium toasters, curated from over ten-thousand manufacturers. Each month, the Toaster of the Month Club will deliver an assortment of boutique toasters, hand-picked for exceptional design and uniform browning, directly to your door.
You can get toasters for as little as ten dollars a day. That’s less than a crack habit. Signing up is easy. Just enter your credit card and select the domestic, international, or rare-toaster membership category. We’ll deliver your first dozen toasters on the first of the month.
Great products start with great ingredients. That’s why all our toasters are made of heirloom plastics and organic, fair-trade metals dug from artisanal mines.
Cancel any time. Simply call between 11:59 PM and 12:01 AM Central Western Australia Time and give the operator the twenty-four digit authorization code.
Your lifetime of perfect toast awaits. Order today!
ABOUT THE ARTIST
Hundreds of Jon Wesick’s poems and stories have appeared in journals such as the I-70 Review, New Verse News, Paterson Literary Review, and Unlikely Stories. He is a regional editor of the San Diego Poetry Annual and host of the Gelato East Fiction Open Mic as well as the NAV Arts poetry reading. His latest poetry collection is Rants of a Cranky Old Man. He lives in Manchester, New Hampshire and longs for gene editing to bring giant wombats back from extinction. http://jonwesick.com
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