Month: November 2026
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The Man With the Golden Teacup by u.v. ray
Some of the phoenixes growing twenty feet tall, rising up to meet the black angels.
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SCIENTISTS SAY SURE, JACK, THEY COULD BREED 30-FOOT TALL CATS, BUT SHOULD THEY
‘We do not know if you have ever seen a half-digested human corpse barfed back along with some oversized kibbles on somebody’s front lawn,’ they quipped.
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Local Man Finally Reads Terms and Conditions by Ben Macnair
‘I was going to skim it,’ he explained. ‘Then I noticed it was only 37 pages.’
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ARE YOU DEAD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
Do the arrows come out or do you walk around like a human pincushion everywhere?
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IMPRESSIVE DANCE ROUTINE OVERSHADOWED BY MENTAL IMAGE OF THEM PRACTICING by Kolin Miller
The mental image of the group practicing together in their spare time kind of ruins it.
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New poems by M.P. Powers
for that chilly spring morning when dionysus pulls into the harbor in a cigarette boat and calls me aboard all my life
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WHAT ARE THEY TOUCHING IN THEIR FRONT POCKETS THIS YEAR?
What are they touching in their front pockets this year, as compared to last?
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Dream Thin Black Cat by Michael Lee Johnson
My black cat, painted with white stripes, crawls my mind’s maze.
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WILL THERE BE SNACKS AT THE GROWN-UP PARTY OR JUST PEOPLE TALKING?
So they have invited you to another grown-up party.
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HEAVY METAL BAND RECRUITS BAGPIPE PLAYER IN BID TO BECOME ‘CONSIDERABLY MORE THREATENING’ by Ben Macnair
The band’s new member, 58-year-old former wedding musician Malcolm Fraser, will join the group immediately.
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Old Grand-Dad and Arthritis by J.R. Solonche
It’s a slow geography of friction, a map drawn in bone and chalk
