Possibly the Worst Poem Ever by Professor Stout
As The Asp Claspeth by Professor Stout
Household Items and 1 more by Ben Macnair
His consciousness, a neat little widget of self-awareness, seemed to have taken up residence somewhere…
PAPARAZZI IN THE DUMPSTER AGAIN: PASS ME ANOTHER FIRECRACKER
I have recently switched from Witchkiller rapid-fire chains to the Chin Channy Chin Rattler X-3075
SUZIE CREAMCHEESE and 3 more by Maceo Nightingale
Billy Karnash in the 5th grade,
known as the human pencil
Hi ♥ Lorenzo! and 3 more by John Martino
Billy Karnash in the 5th grade,
known as the human pencil
leopard print and 1 more by Nathaniel Sverlow
my son had accidentally gone
into the ladies room
to do his business
‘Paean of the High Plains Drifter’ by Guy Duvet
SHOULD WE NEVER SPEAK WHAT WE SAY /
IN THREAT OF BRITTLE LOVE
Borrow or Rob? and Palamino by Brad Rose
That’s not even the half of it.
The Sweet Earth Flying and 1 more by Damon Hubbs
The melancholy of making love
in Pisces season
Pirate Dravel by Theodore Wallbanger
Pirate Dravel attempted to recreate his crews.
Raven for a Parrot by James Callan
One-eyed like a pirate with a raven for a parrot
Odin himself, and the braided swine
pop-up speakeasy by Dee P. R. Kay
we sat on a concrete curb next to a trash can
in the P-Cola Edgar Allan…
