Todd and Ashley Neilson, two little-known non-celebrities from West Peoria, announced the birth of their second child over Memorial Day weekend.
Todd works in waste management and Ashley is a stay-at-home mother. Now these two boring people are proud parents of a second baby, whose sex was actually forgotten in the moments following the announcement, and we are not going to bother to ask again. We think it was probably a boy.
The utterly unremarkable, white bread couple announced the birth on Instagram in a message that read, “Andy Drew Neilson, welcome to the Nielson household, #love #smile #rainbow,” with a picture of the newest munchkin zipped into a yellow jumper.
The announcement was followed by several congratulatory messages from coworkers and family, none of whom are famous or at all interesting.