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by thegorkogazette

AND WE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR IT: A PHOTO ESSAY

A photo tour of Ron and Meryl’s unbelievable decade, 2011-2021!!!!!!!

Things they paid good money for

The cat that refused to eat kibbles!!!
The cell phone that would only make phone calls!!!
The book that had paper pages — no way to know where you stopped last night!!!
The toilet that ate shit but not pee……….
Bicycle that kept falling over. FUCK Paris!!!
One church had free crackers but no wine!!!
This maid was not even Mexican!!!
This is Florida?!?

Sadly Ron and Meryl could take none of their things back.

The baby that couldn’t play racquetball!!! (cousin Toby’s boy)
A car that did not reply to questions!?!
Flammable house No. 1, DANGEROUSE!!!
A computer that used paper!!!
These neighbors only barbecued for us once 🙁 🙁 🙁
The birdfeeder that was a BEARFEEDER!!!
The marriage supposedly had a lifetime warranty………

Cat photo by Safoora Taimoor on Unsplash
Baby photo by Taisiia Shestopal on Unsplash
Cell photo by Sumeet Singh on Unsplash
Beetle photo by Kelsey Knight on Unsplash
Book photo by Greg Rosenke on Unsplash
Toilet photo by Filios Sazeides on Unsplash
Fire photo by Daniel Tausis on Unsplash
Bicycle photo by JOHN TOWNER on Unsplash
Typewriter photo by Markus Winkler on Unsplash
Neighbors photo by Alvin Engler on Unsplash
Church service photo by Hannah Busing on Unsplash
Making bed photo by Volha Flaxeco on Unsplash
Birdfeeder photo by Phil Hearing on Unsplash
Highrise photo by Gleb Mishin on Unsplash