THIS VIRAL HACK FOR CLEANING BOOTS COST ME MY MARRIAGE

We all love our boots. We know that boots come from Italy, but even so they are extremely popular in Peoria. An Italian man made thousands of people, including my wife, extremely angry when he shared his morally dubious boot-cleaning hack.

This is what they call boots in soccer.

THE VIDEO

After catching me trying this trick on our boots out in the garage, my wife took the kids and went to her mother’s. I am pretty sure our marriage is over, all thanks to this viral hack.

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Photo of boots by Alex on Unsplash