MORE THAN 2.9 MILLION PEOPLE LEFT IN KANSAS AFTER TORNADOS RIP ACROSS STATE

After more than 8 tornados were sighted having touched down across the infamous Tornado Alley in southern Kansas this past weekend, statistics confirm that there are more than 2.9 million people still alive in the state.

‘We started the weekend with 2.9 million, and thank God there are still roughly 2.9 million people left alive in Kansas as of this morning,’ confirmed state R-Dem Flosheeda Mohavi, from an undisclosed location in California.

The human species remains unaffected by weather patterns this summer.

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