There is no new way of eating Cheez Whiz, the nasty pastuerized processed cheese product from Kraft Foods, but you know the old way: shake that bottle, then spray it directly into your mouth until it is aaaaaaaall gone.
And we can guarantee that everyone you know eats Cheez Whiz this way.
They don’t buy their Cheez Whiz in a glass bottle and then scoop it out with a butter knife, for Pete’s sake. They get the aerosol bottle, tuck their large white cloth napkins into their shirts, then get to spraying delicious cheese product into their waiting, open mouths.
Get with the program, give us a break: start spraying your Cheez Whiz directly into your mouth from the bottle or you are Out Of The Club, honey.