Christmas Special ‘Die Hearth 2: Down the Chimney’

Yippee ki yay, motherf*ckers.

Even if you do not celebrate the holiday you will have found it impossible to escape this year’s barrage of network Christmas Specials and the problem they present: which one to choose this Christmas Eve, sitting on your butt alone in your stupid studio apartment.

Even if it is just another Friday night to you, The Gorko recommends flushing your time down the toilet with the brand new Die Hearth 2: Down the Chimney, a hold-onto-your-stockings, fun-filled and incredibly violent romp through a winter wonderland of East German terrorists, screaming civilians, and the Santa who came out of retirement to save Christmas.

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