He sleeps with them under his pillow.
Category: Reviews
LOVE DOGS ON THE FROZEN PLANET: A MITCHELL KENNEDY ORIGINAL
Ruby and Trotsky run into the bleak landscape, only to tumble into an ice crevice, stumbling directly onto the ancient lost cult of Ice Dogs!
SNIPPING THEIR HEDGES JUST A LITTLE TOO CLOSE? 3 BEST PRACTICES FROM MISTER CHATBOT
HAVE A SNAPPY NEW DAY!
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: ROM-COM OF THE SUMMER ‘MEG 2’ HAS REAL TEETH
This crisply directed yet grainy-looking princess-and-pauperess modern fairy tale contains all the elements necessary to sweep a new generation of moviegoers off their feet.
MIND YOUR P’S AND Q’S WITH THIS HANDY LITTLE GRAMMAR SPRAY
GORKO’S OWN LABORATORY TESTED, CONSUMER APPROVED HANDY LITTLE GRAMMAR SPRAY
HELLO, MR. CHATBOT! MR. CHATBOT DOES FANNY PACK JOKES
MR. CHATBOT IN SEVERAL SHORT MONTHS YOU HAVE ALREADY DEVELOPED AN ACERBIC, GENUINELY HUMAN SENSE OF HUMOR
VIOLENT MOBILE GAME ‘PARROTPUNCH’ CRITICIZED AFTER MARKED INCREASE IN BIRD ATTACKS
For an additional 99 cents, users can add a ‘boil or fry’ option to the game, where they can cook the body of the bird they’ve punched.
FREEDOM OR DEATH: YES THIS IS THE CHOICE VALIANT PEOPLE OF THE AMERICA BY MR. CHATBOT
But freedom is not just about individual happiness. It is also about the well-being of society as a whole.
MITCH’S LET’S JUMP THE GUN! TOP TEN MOVIES OF 2023 IN JULY
Gorko Entertainment Editor Mitchell Kennedy sticks a fork in those months of moviegoing madness with his annual LET’S JUMP THE GUN – Mitch’s top movie picks of the year, only halfway through the year!
TRY TO DRAW THIS, I DARE YOU: A PEAR
Here is the marker, what are you waiting for?
THE MAGIC COMES HOME: DISNEY’S LUXURY HIGH-RISE OFFERS AFFORDABLE HOUSING FOR THE MOUSE-LOYAL
‘We want our tenants to truly have the spirit of the brand in their hearts. That’s much more important to building our unique MCKY community.’
Book review by Hugh Blanton: ‘Jersey Jerks’
None other than Bruce Springsteen himself says this memoir is ‘Truly the voice of the Jersey Shore.’