When local child Nadira was freezing her little butt off earlier this week she went to the one person she thought could save her from certain death: her father.
‘THIS MAN told me the temperature was staying right where it was,’ Nadira told The Gorko, stomping her foot in frustration. ‘That if I was cold, I should PUT ON A SWEATER.’
Truly. Un. Believable.
There is no energy crisis. Nadira and her father are not starving. The man is happily employed at Sears, and natural gas in the state of Illinois is at a ten-year low.
In a twisted parody of Calvin and Hobbes, the local father was reported to have said of her child’s suffering that ‘it builds character’.
Ladies and gentlemen, open your eyes, because this is happening in the modern world, in your neighborhood. These sick people are out there saying no to children.
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