THIS IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED, SAYS UNCLE TOBY TO A POLAROID OF BARBARA, GESTURING TO HIS CAMERA

‘This is where you were conceived,’ Uncle Toby reportedly told a polaroid photograph he had taken of Barbara without her permission, showing the photo his camera.

‘He is so creepy,’ local child Nadira told The Gorko with a shudder.

‘I am going to leave you with your mother now,’ Toby told the photograph of Barbara before leaning it against the camera.

Photo by Yoann Siloine on Unsplash

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4 responses to “THIS IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED, SAYS UNCLE TOBY TO A POLAROID OF BARBARA, GESTURING TO HIS CAMERA”

  1. Kankakee Elvis impersonator Robert Roy Gary Hurlbutt was conceived in Gary, Indiana, hence his second middle name. His mother PJ loves to remind him that.

    1. I hope you never had to experience Gary.

      1. I have been through there many times.

  2. Clever and funny! Uncle Toby understands the world like nobody else.

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