You have heard them in there, late at night, gibbering and squeaking, sometimes just breathing heavily. Why did they design this apartment building so little people could live in the walls? Here are our top theories.
THEY KNEW YOU WOULD RENT HERE AND THEY HATE YOU
There is no way to sugarcoat this, baby, they hate you for just you being you. That is why they built this building with space between the walls for leprechauns.
THEY THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE SOME COMPANY
They are well-meaning, thoughtful architects who had your good in mind when they put tiny little workshops, kitchens, and hamster wheels between the walls of this apartment. They knew you lived alone and wanted to help.
THOSE ARE NOT LITTLE PEOPLE, THEY ARE ROACHES
The situation may be even worse than you feared.
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