Tired of simple, three-ingredient desserts you can just whip out without thinking after a hard day at the office? Well you aren’t alone. 1 in 1 people responded in a recent Gorko poll that they would rather spend MORE time and effort baking this week, even if it meant abject failure. Here are 4 recipe ideas for impossibly complicated, 38-ingredient, 18-step desserts that will likely end up making you cry.
RHUBARB AND ROSÉ GIN SLING COCONUT TAFFY AND ESPRESSO DELIGHT LAYER CAKE POTS
Not only will you fail to pull this one off, the flavor profile is absolutely nasty. (Does not contain actual pot.)
TURKISH DARK FOREST CHOCOLATE VANILLA COLADA MANGO TRUFFLE ICE CREAM
Surprise friends and loved ones with this truly impossible dessert. Pairs with a nice Kool-Aid.
APPLE AND CINNAMON BUN TRIPLE DEEP FRIED CARAMEL CAKES WITH GUINNESS GLAZE AND CHERRY CUSTARD CENTER
Feeling Irish? Pair this disaster waiting to happen with your favorite red ale, but remember Murphy’s Law.
JELLO PIE WITH PIGS FEET AND LEMON BITTERS GLAZE
Yum! Not your grandmother’s jello pie, no siree, this baby is guaranteed to make the kids want to kill you.
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