SO THEY INVITED YOU TO A PARTY, HMM, WOULD YOU LOOK AT YOU

So they invited you to a party, hmm, well would you look at you, all dressed up and going to a party.

They invited me to a party last year but I decided it was better to stay home and get my beauty sleep. Of course if you want to destroy your looks that is on you. I’ll bet there will be drinking at a party like that.

I guess I will just have to throw a party of my own one of these weekends. I could invite Ginger and Tony and of course everyone from work. I do this kind of thing all the time when you are not around, just throw an impromptu party, and invite everyone, all my many many friends.

Hey, I have an idea, what if you DON’T go to the party? If they throw a party and no one went that would kind of be hilarious, kind of teach them a lesson, don’t you think?

Do whatever you want then, I’m not the boss of you, roommate stranger. Go on and have a ball at the party they invited you to, see if I care.

I am just going to stay home and make things like craft things with my hands. I’m going to get this dump decorated for the next party I am going to invite many many friends to. They will bring soda and cake.

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