HIS LOVE FOR HER COULD FILL A SPERM BANK TEST TUBE. HE CHOSE TO EXPRESS IT DIFFERENTLY

Here is what he wrote:

Roses are green
Violets are blue
My love for you could fill a well, uh, the sea
Instead I got these for you.

Questionably metrically? Yes. Factually dubious? Clearly. The right thing to say? Every last time.

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