As the date of the big Princess Party approaches and the much-anticipated invitation fails to materialize in your mailbox, it may be worth facing the facts and asking yourself if it is possible that the President of the United States simply forgot to include you on the list of invitees.
Strange as it may seem, the possibility does exist that Joe forgot your invitation in the daily rush of running the free world. Maybe you could shoot him an email? After all, he knows how much the annual Princess Party means to you, how much you look forward to it, obsessing over your hair, nails, dress, and lipstick. He must have simply just forgot.
Go ahead, shoot Joe an email. What harm could it do?
