Local child Nadira was the first to point out the obvious, that the celebrity chef on the new Top Chef America is a celebrity not because he is hot stuff in the kitchen, but because he is actually a celebrity already.
‘His béchamel is watery and uninspiring,’ the child told this Gorko reporter. ‘He is not a celebrity chef after all, just a celebrity.’
Photo by Arseny Togulev on Unsplash
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