When a person say me puts out serious money for their own birthday just so those close to them, let us say in this case you and Toby, can look good on the most important day of the year, this is not to say that the fancy gowns or candy necklaces or matching toe rings OR THE ORIGINAL CHIPPENDALE OUTFITS that were purchased need sit in mothballs for the rest of the year.
Yes it is only June, not even close to the start of the holiday season, and nowhere near my birthday, but I am just saying that you don’t have to be twenty-two with a firm six pack in a brand spanking (giggle) new Chippendale outfit only once in your life.
In so many words: It does not have to be my birthday for you to put on the outfits I bought for you. Don’t be shy guys.
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