Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme, just in time for picnic season, is When The Tomato Falls Out Of Your Sandwich.
Many poets who stand up every day under the stress of unreasonable bosses, low wages, squealing children, bastard commuters, and drippy tacos completely lose their cool When The Tomato Falls Out Of Their Sandwich and drops onto their shoe.
Here are three things that will make you smile rather than scream When The Tomato Falls Out Of Your Sandwich.
YOU DIDN’T EVEN ORDER ANY TOMATO ON THIS DUMB SANDWICH
When The Tomato Falls Out Of Your Sandwich you can just smile ironically, because that tomato had no business being on your sandwich in the first place. Good riddance!
THIS HAPPENS TO CHARLIE SHEEN ALL THE TIME
Charlie Sheen often smiles his famous smile in his Malibu penthouse surrounded by other good-looking people When The Tomato Falls Out Of His Sandwich. He doesn’t let it spoil his carefree afternoon.
YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOUR EX FELL OUT OF THAT SANDWICH
You can always chuckle to yourself thinking about That Time Your Ex Fell Out Of Your Sandwich. That always brings a smile to your lips! Ah memories.
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