You know Chuukic has some really unusual vocabulary that is only useful in very specific cultural settings while stranded on a small Pacific atoll without access to electricity or modern plumbing.
Like for example not many suburban Americans have any use for a bbq pit slag mitten, but when you are living on the atoll grilling up wild boar the slag pit mitten is absolutely indispensible, and the word for it is Bono.
That’s right, pass me the slutty Bono, Charles, we need to turn this grease hog over.
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