3 PEOPLE IN LINE AT DISNEY LAND WHO IF THEY HEAR YOU SAY ‘A THING’ ONE MORE TIME WILL BEND YOU OVER AND SCALP YOU

JOE ‘STRONGBOW’ LUMBERJACK MCGILLINS

Joe has already heard you say ‘a thing’ and ‘do a thing’ fourteen times while standing in line for the Whirl-A-Gag Delux. He is loosening his boot knife as we speak.

HILARY ‘CHUCKAWOODCHUCK’ CHARLIEHORSE STEVENS

Hilary’s specialty is scalping a dude without using a knife, so put that in your ‘a thing’ pipe and smoke it.

ROSEBUD, THE ROSE LANE FINGERNAIL MURDERER

How did they ever let 12-year-old Rosebud, the actual Rose Lane Fingernail Murderer, into Disney Land? Ask her parole board. And if I were you I would leave ‘a thing’ out of your vocabulary for the next 35 minutes.

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