JOE ‘STRONGBOW’ LUMBERJACK MCGILLINS
Joe has already heard you say ‘a thing’ and ‘do a thing’ fourteen times while standing in line for the Whirl-A-Gag Delux. He is loosening his boot knife as we speak.
HILARY ‘CHUCKAWOODCHUCK’ CHARLIEHORSE STEVENS
Hilary’s specialty is scalping a dude without using a knife, so put that in your ‘a thing’ pipe and smoke it.
ROSEBUD, THE ROSE LANE FINGERNAIL MURDERER
How did they ever let 12-year-old Rosebud, the actual Rose Lane Fingernail Murderer, into Disney Land? Ask her parole board. And if I were you I would leave ‘a thing’ out of your vocabulary for the next 35 minutes.
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