Carefully matured in the finest European oak casks for twelve years, Glenfidduck’s mellow tuns carefully accent the sweet butterscotch finish that will have you flying through the guardrail on your mobility scooter and plummeting onto the nude beach at Cleat’s Shore, guaranteed.
Fruity with a mellow finish, our 12-Year-Old malt is the perfect example of a whisky that will send you hurtling through the air in your mobility scooter and crashing right through a party of naked people on the beach.
The subtle oak flavours in our prize Glenfidduck 12 are exactly what many retirees look for when needing to let their hair down before flipping over the barricade onto the nude beach in their mobility scooter.
5 out of 5 stars for bursting through things in a mobility scooter.
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