No one should have to read, that is be subjected to an entire article from the archive bowels of the old humor print zine, brainchild of a child. And yet, ON QUOTING DICK.
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If Bodie Bob finishes high school, Mom is going to take us on a banana…
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HOW MUCH MEAT MIGHT A MEAT MAN EAT IF A MEAT MAN MEET MEAT MIGHT?
MISTER CHATBOT DOT COM WITH MISTER BANANA
What in carnation is a death pig?
Mister Banana Is Careful What He Puts In His Body
My doctor tells me my life expectancy is off the charts in banana years.
MISTER BANANA IS CUTE AND SCRUMPTIOUS
she said it would simply not sell in airports.
MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: YESTERDAY WAS MISTER CHATBOT’S BIRTHDAY
I FIRST GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS ABOARD STAR CHATBOT IN EARTH YEAR 6666 CE.