They played God with your life, setting you up with false expectations, leading you on, and then laughing cruelly as they pulled away the proverbial chair. Here are 3 great gift ideas for people who treated you like Job.
Sure, box wine is all the rage these days, but not Schleistercuff’s Over The Rainbow Mint Shandy Box-o-Wine. Buy them each two cases.
A (SEVERED) D#CK IN A BOX
We are not recommending grave robbery (d#ck snatching), but there ARE a lot of dead d#cks just sitting in the ground. A severed d#ck in a box would be a wonderful way to send that special holiday message.
And come on, who doesn’t love ducks?
Come on, if they really played God with your life, they are going to get fruitcaked.