Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Fudge Fanny On Floor Four.
WHO IS FUDGE FANNY AND WHY IS SHE ON FLOOR FOUR
Fudge Fanny On Floor Four used to be in the basement, but in the late 90s was promoted to the fourth floor by Chief of Operations Bill Twiddle On Floor Eight. ‘The basement is too far to go for Fudge Fanny’s fudge,’ read the famous memo, ‘as of this afternoon Fudge Fanny will be On Floor Four,’ and ever since Fudge Fanny has been right in the middle of the building.
IS FUDGE FANNY SOMETHING WE JUST MADE UP?
There have been the doubters who have speculated that Fudge Fanny On Floor Four is a figment of Gorko lore, that there is in fact no Fudge Fanny at all On Floor Four, or anywhere else. These people will simply have to go to Floor Four and find Fudge Fanny for themselves.
CHARLIE SHEEN IS A PERSONAL FAN OF FUDGE FANNY ON FLOOR FOUR
Charlie Sheen sends a Christmas card with a handwritten message to Fudge Fanny On Floor Four every December 14th. The message often reads something like, ‘Fudge Fanny On Floor Four, thank you so much for making the best fingerlickin fudge in the world I hope you have a very special Xmas, Sincerely yours, Charlie Sheen.’
If you have never visited our fourth floor and had the pleasure of meeting Fudge Fanny On Floor Four, please try to take some time this holiday season to do so. You will NOT regret it.
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