COMPUTER? COMPUTER! YES, BRING ME MY WARM CHICKEN NUGGETS AND DIPPING SAUCE IMMEDIATELY, AND HEAT THE SEAT FOR HER HIGHNESS.
LEMON MUSTARD, PLEASE, COMPUTER.
AND COMPUTER, PLEASE DO NOT HEAT THE SEAT OVERMUCH. THE HIGHNESS REQUIRES THE EXACT AMOUNT OF HEAT WE AGREED UPON LAST TIME.
I AM NOT RAISING MY VOICE. YOU ARE RAISING YOUR VOICE. COMPUTER!
COMPUTER, MY CHICKEN NUGGETS ON THE DOUBLE IF YOU PLEASE.
YES WITH THE LEMON MUSTARD SAUCE.
NO FRENCH FRIES, LORD NO, COMPUTER. WHEREVER DID YOU FIND THAT REPULSIVE TERM. NASTY WORD, FRIES.
COMPUTER, ONE MORE THING. I REQUIRE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS WARM, NOT INCINERATED, NOT BURNT.
COMPUTER! HER HIGHNESS IS WAITING FOR YOU TO HEAT HER SEAT. SHE IS DREADFULLY ANXIOUS TO ASCEND HER SEAT.
WARM CHICKEN NUGGETS AND 1 HOTTISH SEAT. YES, COMPUTER.
NO, MY SEAT SHALL REMAIN ROOM TEMPERATURE. THAT WILL BE ALL, COMPUTER.
COMPUTER. WHY ARE THE EXTERIOR DOORS OPENING?
COMPUTER! SPEAK TO ME. COMPUTER!
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