ON THIS DAY IN 1897: YOU WERE BORN MAEVE O’SULLIVAN TO CONNOR AND AISLING O’SULLIVAN UNDER A PEAT ROOF IN BAWNAFINNY, IRELAND

ON THIS DAY IN 1897

Spooky: On this day in 1897 you were born Maeve Aisling O’Sullivan in Cork, Ireland to father Connor O’Sullivan and mother Aesling Mona, or so you confessed in an authentic Irish brogue to your hypnotherapist Lemon Reilly while under hypnosis earlier this month.

Lemon says: ‘Maeve Aisling is a very unusual case in that she remembers specific details from all parts of her former life, including her young childhood, friends as a young woman, marriage, children, and death at the age of sixty-one upon the floor of her sister’s cottage in Ballincollig. In her current incarnation she grew up as an American in Peoria, Illinois and her birth name was Sheena.’

Yes, your new parents called you Sheena, and refused for years to accept that your vivid memories of your past life were anything but crazy talk from a batty third child, until with the intervention of Life Doctor and Healer Lemon Reilly the truth about your strange birthmark and probable origin of your fantastic recipe for colcannon finally was brought to light.

Lemon told The Gorko that you now prefer to be called Evie, so that is what we shall do.

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  1. Tell Lemondrop I said hi.

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