Category: Lemondrop
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Never sleep under a moving ceiling fan
It is very hot where I live (it’s the jungle) and every morning I wake up completely drenched in perspiration.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Are Citrus and Celeb Normal?
What Dustin Hoffman movies have you been watching recently, Randolph? I recently enjoyed watching Tootsie.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Husband won’t stop using the word ‘chuffed’
They have darling little code words for everything.
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The Lemon Reilly Dream Blog : Therapist eats out of multiple McDonald’s takeout bags during sessions
The young doctor has very pleasant manners and is a joy to talk to. I feel like we are making terrific progress!
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Husband won’t honor 6 of 10 non-negotiables
My dh (dear husband) of 8 years has recently begun sluffing off.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Cannibal Can Read Own Menu, Thank You Very Much
It is truly unbelievable that they think that just because I am a cannibal I am also some sort of illiterate retard.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Falafel went to dog heaven
This may sound paranoid, but I think Tubbsy actually blames ME for running over her best friend.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Horndog Circus
Dear Lemon, You may not remember me, but you hypnotized me in 1997, or thought you did.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Help! The Next Door Neighbors Keep Getting The Royal Shit Kicked Out Of Them
AITA for calling the police?
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Niece of the therapist’s niece
If you have come off your meds, that is the Lemondrop Tincture of Potassium #893, or need cash, I think you should probably sell one of your properties in York Mills.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: GUMBY HAS NOTHING ON THIS DUDE
BTW this does not get you off the hook for the $2,540 you still owe Lemondrop Inc. for life doctor services in 2022-24, apart from your herbal remedy tab.
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TRUE CRIME CASES WE HAVE SOLVED: WHAT’S THE FREQUENCY, LEMON?
On October 4th, 1986 clinical hypnotherapy graduate student Lemon Reilly was waylaid by a dark-clad assailant who continually shouted a mysterious phrase.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Football season is ruining my marriage
Things are NEVER as bad as they seem except of course in one of Tom Henderson’s events.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: The Last Tequila Sunrise?
‘Julia Frankenheimer-Fischer’ (not her real name) from Peoria writes…
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: THE EVOLUTION TOWARDS LIFE-AFFIRMING LANGUAGE
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: DO NOT INGEST THE LEMON LOVE TONIC #9
(Stephanie I know it is you! tee hee hee!)
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HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY GORKO!
To celebrate our second birthday here is a look back at a few of our favorite pieces from ’22-23…
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: SOMETIMES A PISTOL IS JUST A PISTOL
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.
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ON THIS DAY IN 1897: YOU WERE BORN MAEVE O’SULLIVAN TO CONNOR AND AISLING O’SULLIVAN UNDER A PEAT ROOF IN BAWNAFINNY, IRELAND
‘Maeve Aisling is a very unusual case in that she remembers specific details from all parts of her former life.’
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: When Capitalism Is Right For You
I have been dreaming about Charlie ‘Shean’ a lot recently, too.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: When Men Kiss Trophies
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: When jazz argot go way mean way over hep cat head teapad puffers like hum dum baby
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog FAQ: Is Don Markenbaldi Dangerous AND Lecherous?
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Bomber Death Planes Riding Shotgun in the Sky
How can we be sure that pets are dead, and not traveling?
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: The Lemon Palace
It is not uncommon for seekers to go through a phase of fear and doubt before accepting the existence of the Lemon Palace, or ‘Heaven’ as it is known in several religions.
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Fat and Skinny Cows
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly (@LemonReilly), Life Doctor, Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Homeopath with offices in both Reno and Mexico City. FAIRY LANGUAGE FIEND Last night I was speaking a strange and wonderful fairy language in my dreams,…
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: When Life’s A Lemon
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly (@LemonReilly), Life Doctor, Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Homeopath with offices in both Reno and Mexico City. BAD LOSER I love sports but when my teams lose I lose, Lemon. I become sullen, drink…
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Cooking With Lemon
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly (@LemonReilly), Life Doctor, Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Homeopath with offices in both Reno and Mexico City. I often dream of waterslides and artificial wave pools after I eat Lemondrop Recipe #35 (Goulash &…
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Lemondrop reads poetry: ‘This Fair Oak’ by Maria Steinburg-Piccadilly
Today we will be reading a poem from one of my favorite authors, Maria Steinburg-Piccadilly, an eloquent poetess and Earth Child who spent the gloaming of her life, as she referred to it, right here in Reno. As we listen,…
