Poetry, Themes
by thegorkogazette

The Theme of the Week is Ronnie And Sally Sittin In A Tree

Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme is Ronnie And Sally Sittin In A Tree.

WHO ARE RONNIE AND SALLY

According to the editor of local investigative reporting powerhouse flyer series Nadira’s Nose, Nadira, a local child, Ronnie and Sally are Nadira’s fourth grade schoolyard chums, and are they ever sweet on each other! OR they are a generic stand-in for any pair of modern young lovers.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING SITTIN IN A TREE

A common misconception is that the theme Ronnie And Sally Sittin In A Tree refers to a literal tree. The tree is no more the literal place where Ronnie corners Sally in order to make eagerly anticipated advances on her than Ronnie And Sally are literal people who ever existed. THIS IS JUST GOOD OLD-FASHIONED VANILLA-FLAVORED AMERICANA FOLKS.

CHARLIE AND JULIA SITTIN IN A TREE

Charlie Sheen regularly sits in a figurative tree with hotly-rumored girlfriend-in-progress supermodel Jools that is in fact his own extremely large, piping hot Malibu hot tub. If it is good enough for Charlie And Jools, it should be good enough for Ronnie And Sally.

Don’t be shy to throw around this week’s Theme, even substituting names of friends, coworkers, or touchy incel supervisors for Ronnie And Sally. Who knows, maybe this week it will be Toby And Barbara instead!

Join Teddy every week as he goes stalking the internet in search of new Themes.

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