The Bishop of Rome, the Supreme Pontiff, Pope Francis has reportedly rejected the idea of ordering fish after just a summary glance at the menu.
While the Pope usually orders fish on Fridays, today apparently will be an exception.
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TRY TO DRAW THIS, I DARE YOU: A THUMB
Must have taken a dozen ganders at it and nope.
No. 109
XMAS ON THE LAWN
There we were by Captain B
Hog-tied (yes, cuffed and somehow linked to my zip-tied ankles) / By the police and…
THIS WOMAN PUT ALL OF HER EGGS IN ONE BASKET, LEFT THE BASKET ON THE ROOF OF HER CAR WHEN SHE DROVE OUT OF THE PARKING LOT, AND NOW HAS NOTHING TO COOK FOR BREAKFAST
A tragic yet informative lesson.
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