According to sources, local child Elijah Oliver has been relegated to his bedroom for fifteen minutes after losing his bid for control of his family’s kitchen.
‘While Elijah has in fact lost his bid for power, he did not go quietly,’ reported Gorko sleuth Nadira from the porch, explaining that the young Democrat went in fact kicking adn screaming into the timeout.
‘He has quieted down now,’ she said, ‘but there are rumors that he is considering staging a comeback.’
Elijah loves strawberries, and is a very determined toddler.
Foto de Kelly Sikkema en Unsplash
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