Is this the International Cheeto Tasting with complimentary fizzy drinks buffet advertised for 7pm, or am I in the wrong room? This convention center is ENORMOUS.
I am particularly excited to try the Macaroni and Cheese Cheetos, and of course the Deluxe Diablo Twists. Are those the Cheeto sample buckets on the far wall?
Where is the fizzy drinks buffet?
I have also been curious to compare Mexican and American Cheetos. Apparently the flavor profiles are completely different but I have to find out for myself.
What is with all the gun posters in here?
No this is not a gun in my pocket, it is a Cheeto shovel.
Yes, for shoveling in the Cheetos.
Well it is my hobby. I am a professional Cheetoologist with three monographs to my name, the latest entitled Betchu Can’t Eat Just 1 Bag: Reception of the New Popcruch Cheeto in the Elementary Environment.
I teach at Leonard, down in Iowa, but my publisher is Dutch.
So be seeing you. Dang I hope I’m not late.
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