If bananas could fly would two facing pieces of the peel be the wings? Or would they simply hurtle through the air, intact, like a flying you-know-what (space rocket).
If pigs could fly would they propel themselves through the air with their hooves, as in Princess Lillifee and The Little Unicorn (2011)? Would they also have a single horn protruding from above their impish snouts?
If toasters flew would the power cord be like their tail? Like the tail of a kite, to provide balance and elegance?
If glasses of wine flew ow hey! You almost hit me.
Would they retain their contents, or would it slosh all over my shirt like what just happened?
Unicorn pig image generated on DALL-E
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