TRY TO DRAW THIS, I DARE YOU: A THUMB

Thought this darn thumb would be the easiest part of my masterpiece entitled AND THEY SHALL DIP THEIR NAILS IN LIQUID CHEESE, chalk on Egyptian blushed cotton, but darn it all if it did not get all out of whack somehow.

Must have taken like a dozen ganders at it and nope.

Oh well Theodore, wrap er up and send er off anywho, maybe they’ll like it!

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